News: 06/08/2009

Hello Readers!

We are updating our most recent comic ON THE ROAD. Saturday night we saw my friend Lauren perform in a Tribute to the 60s at the Trpoicana Casino in Atlantic City. Pretty excellent!

So does anyone know what today is? It's my birthday. I'm 23. I'm that much older now. Rockin'.

Yesterday we got into Maryland and the place we're staying at has a grill. So of course we're going to make burgers and hot dogs, right?

Yeah... there was a BLACK GOD DAMN WIDOW in the grill. A BLACK WIDOW SPIDER. Let me emphasize this point... A LETHAL BLACK WIDOW SON OF A BITCH SPIDER.

Background... I'm arachnophobic.

So we're chilling in Maryland, we expect some crazy hijinks, and you should too!

See you on Wednesday!

Love,
Mike!

PS. Oh shit. Dan just got attacked by A GIANT BEE!!!!